Henceforth...

My husband expressed an opinion about my blog.  He asked me not to discuss him or the children or mention them in anyway.  He threatened to sue me.  >Insert hysterical laughter here.<


When asked what pseudonym he would like to wear in the blog, he refused to answer.


I told him I planned to call him "Mr. Fancy Pants."


Interestingly, he found that objectionable.


I suggested he come up with an option before...


Well, before I could finish the sentence, he declared he would like to be called "Giles."


Therefore, henceforth, Mr. The Fancy Lady, aka Mr. Fancy Pants, shall henceforth be referred to as "Giles."


I wonder if Giles intends to sue?